Dude???

not only are those places really shitty, they are not speakeasies…. sorry to be a dick, but these are so lame…. just horrible brand association…

Brother Jimmy’s? really? pete’s tavern? might as well have put up a shirt for turtle bay… seriously, have you ever had a drink at those places… they taste like regret. God forbid you remind yourself you’ve been there, let alone advertise that you tried to hook up with some 19 year old NYU freshman who wanted to go there because she heard that’s where “guys who work in finance” hang out. shame on you.
I like my non-iron pants though… although I often don’t wear “monday’s” on monday, and it kinda throws me off. I feel like a total jackass wearing “monday’s” on a tuesday. Like, I know it would be a pain in the ass, but could you do one’s where I choose the color and the day… i’m just not a navy blue on monday kinda guy… those are more like the thursday pants cause happy hour is most often on thursday and that’s the night you want to rock the solid navy blues, you know, to impress the 24 year old nyu alum chicks who like guys who… nevermind…  leave the grandpa grey’s for monday or something… i get the joke that we’re supposed to express our blue feelings on monday, but that’s just completely banal.
rant over… thanks for listening
oh, and if you want me to buy 33×30 of the tuesday, thursday and friday pants (you know, because i need to complete the set) give me some sort of coupon (2 for 3, $75 bucks off a purchase of 250 or more etc…). I may be an asshole, but I do wear pants.
warm regards,
Jesse
ps.  look at the attached photo from brother jimmy’s. does that fucking look like a drink served at a speak easy??? it has a goddamn plastic lizard in it and 10 fucking straws… go take a timeout

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